The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards (Part 1)

What do you call an angry French aunt?

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A Crossaunt

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Boo, rubbish. :rofl:

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Well, I’m already aunt-icipating the next one :face_with_diagonal_mouth:

(I’ll get me coat… :pensive_face:)

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What are a donkey’s pronouns? He/haw

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Fucking ace! :rofl:

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Q. What do you say if you lose 25% of your roof?

A. oof

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I laughed… But then I considered, isn’t a bald win the same as a hair loss?

Maybe two opposites cancel each other out logically?

Same way -1x1 = 1x-1?

Anyway, theory aside, practically I’m certain my hair is lost because the bald is winning.

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They all equal… -1

You sound so positive about that

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