TV is on the wrong wall - it should be in front of the dunny, not to the side
Obviously the dumper has to sit side saddle to open the fridge door… in which case, they have a perfect full frontal of the screen. :0)
Must have no legs then
Depends where he keeps his wallet, I suppose
Don’t think that’s a wallet any pickpocket would want 
. Also, there are built-in motion sensors there
i know its the joke thread and not for comment or discussions, but that this is in the jokes thread is so apt…
humans offering a human concept as reward for something that existed before us and will exist after us…
something needs to change.
As Arne Slot was walking into training this morning he heard a strange wailing and crying noise coming from the laundry room. He opens the club washing machine and amongst all the freshly cleaned kit, Vinícius Júnior falls out.
Slot turns around and shouts out, “For fucks sake Conor! I told you to check your pockets before putting the washing on!”
