Growing up it was called mortgage eyes. 1 eye’s fixed, the others’ variable
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My son came home from from school and asked, “Dad, did you go to the same school as me?”
“Yes, 20 years ago. Why do you ask?”
He replied “Because Miss Smith said she hasn’t seen an idiot like me in over 20 years”
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Few people remember that Captain Kirk tried to launch a line of women’s lingerie after they stopped filming Star Trek. Industry experts are still pondering why “Shatner Panties” never turned a profit.
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Where there’s a will, there’s an idiot 
