It’s a bit like when they started those wash-and-go adverts, “take 2 bottles into the shower?” It was news to most men that there was more than one personal hygiene product.
Naturally, the marketing department had to take things to extremes, in a similar manner to how we now get razors with more blades than a Swiss army knife.
My latest product, designed to cover up my stench of manliness is described as 5-in-1. I have no idea what those 5 are, but I am guessing: shampoo, conditioner, bodywash, washing up liquid, and engine flush.
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are working on a building site…
High above the city, they sit together, eating their lunch as they do every lunchtime.
The Englishman, Arthur, opens his lunchbox and picks out his sandwiches.
“I say! roast beef sandwiches. I’m sick of roast beef sandwiches! If I’ve got roast beef sandwiches tomorrow, I shall throw myself off this building!”
Andrew, the Scot, opens his sandwiches, “Ach! haggis sandwiches! I’m sick of haggis sandwiches! If I get haggis sandwiches tomorrow, I shall throw myself off this building!”
Paddy likewise opens his sandwiches, “Feck! potato sandwiches! I’m sick of potato sandwiches! If I get potato sandwiches tomorrow, I shall throw myself off this building!”
The next days come and, what do you know. Arthur has roast beef again.
Without a word, he jumps from the 20th floor. Likewise, Andrew has haggis. Without so much as a whisper, he swan-dives the full 20 floors.
Mournfully, Paddy eyes his potato sandwiches. With a final salute to the world, he too jumps off. All three men are quite dead.
At the funeral, the tearful wife of the Englishman says, “All Arthur had to do was tell me he didn’t like roast beef. I’d have made him another filling!”
The wife of the Scotsman sniffs, “I loved my Andrew! I would have made him any sandwich he’d asked for, if he’d just said something!”
The wife of the Irishman is quite unmoved, “The fecking idiot made his own sandwiches!”
Never gets old this one
https://youtube.com/shorts/Qu369wid6vs?si=gShs535-lTKIYBeS
Seems like good advice too me
I couldn’t tell what the guy said to her, but it looked as though she maybe liked hearing it? 
