Yeah, that should do it…
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This one, you can take it or leave it
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A group of Royal Marines were out a yomp when they saw a girl about to jump off the Tamar Bridge . So they stopped to see if they could help rescue her. George, their leader, a big burly man of 33, stops with his buddies, walks through a group of gawkers, past the Policeman who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, “Hey Baby…whatcha doin’ up there on that railin’?” She says tearfully, “I’m going to commit suicide!!” While he didn’t want to appear “sensitive,” George also didn’t want to miss this “be-a-legend” opportunity either so he asked …“Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe…why don’t you give ole George here your best last kiss?” So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that … and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his marine buddies, the onlookers, and even the Policeman, and then says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That’s a real talent you’re wasting, darling. You could be famous if you came on a date with me. “So why are you committing suicide?” “My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.” It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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An evil Mr Mayigi would disagree…
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King Arthur got cursed with a strange disease…
… and only an old, ugly witch can cure him.
But the witch demanded a young, handsome knight for husband, and Galahad took it for the team and married her.
On the night of the wedding, the witch turned into a beautiful woman and offered Galahad the choice: she could be old and ugly during the day, and young and beautiful at night, or vice versa.
Galahad told her that he respected her choice over her appearance, and she could decide that.
The witch was pleased, as Galahad knew what a woman wanted the most: freedom over her body.
She told Galahad that she would be a beautiful wife for him all the time for him.
The moral of the story is that:
No matter how good your wife looks, she is still a witch underneath.
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I’d take issue with the not leaving Denmark bit. They are quite capable of driving down the Autobahn to Hamburg whilst pissed.
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What do you mean ?
(maybe i forgot to add that this looks just like a Norwegian party, but )
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