A man was hospitalised yesterday after drinking a viel of invisible ink.
Doctors say the man is still waiting to bee seen
A jellyfish walked into a hardware store and bought ten drills.
Which is better, sex or drugs?
Depends on the pusher.
Hear about the man who got a job circumcising elephants?
The wages were poor but the tips were massive.
How do you make an octopus laugh though? That’ll take ten tickles.
Once I was at a pub when a woman a few feet away from me sneezed.
Her glass eye came out & rolled along the bar. I caught it & handed it back to her. She rinsed it in water & popped it back in, thanking me. We went back to our own drinks.
As she’s getting ready to leave she comes up to me & hands me a piece of paper with her number on it.
I thought she must be mistaken so I asked, “Who, me?”
She said “Yes. I don’t usually do this kind of thing but you caught my eye.”
Brilliant, so good to have a little chuckle at something at the end of a long day, thanks Koptician
Thank you kind sir! We can all do with a bit of a chuckle, especially in these trying times