The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

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What a rediculously sized table%. Mine is 20 times bigger so I pile things on it.

Where can I get 1?

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I invented a new word today

Plagiarism

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Polish woman stows away on ship so she can start a new life in America, 3 weeks later she is found and brought before the captain, he asks
What are you doing on my boat. She replies, one of your sailors is stowing me away to America, he brings me 3 meals a day and in return i let him fuck me every night, Captain replies Oh he is fucking you alright, this is the Woolwich ferry.:rofl:

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Can’t even sign an autograph. Total bottling showpony.

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/li49ZaWsHBo

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