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My horse will only come out its stable when it gets dark.
It’s becoming a night mare. 
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Whilst arguing with my girlfriend, she accussed me of cheating.
“Shut up!” I replied. “Your sounding just like my wife!”
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My cross-eyed friend didn’t last long as a teacher.
He couldn’t control his pupils.
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My bank keeps calling to compliment me.
They say I have an outstanding balance.
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