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Because it didnt.
Malaysia got independence. Then Singapore was thrown out of Malaysia after few years.
Met a girl last night and she told my her pussy tastes like a rainbow
Found out she meant a trout, not skittles
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We were the unwanted kid.
I’m dying here… 
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Everything I know about sex I learnt from bars.
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear
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And I bet he don’t care!
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