The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

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Because it didnt.

Malaysia got independence. Then Singapore was thrown out of Malaysia after few years.

Met a girl last night and she told my her pussy tastes like a rainbow

Found out she meant a trout, not skittles

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:pensive::pensive:

We were the unwanted kid.

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I’m dying here… :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Everything I know about sex I learnt from bars.

Liquor in the front, poker in the rear

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And I bet he don’t care!

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