I bet my wife she couldn’t make me sad and laugh at the same time.
She said, out of all my friends, I had the biggest penis!
I bet my wife she couldn’t make me sad and laugh at the same time.
She said, out of all my friends, I had the biggest penis!
Cruel
But true
Q. What did 1 lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vimpire?
A. See you next month
Thats how @aussielad got the largest penis amongst his friends.
“Walrus delights locals by appearing in Scarborough harbour”
He delights locals @Dane