The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

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La vache!

The guy pissing out the window :grinning:

Lewis Capaldi teases Jamie Dornan over Fifty Shades with filthy jokes on Graham Norton Show (yahoo.com)
" After he played, Capaldi walked over to join the other stars on the sofa and give Dornan a lingering hug.

“I must apologise,” Capaldi joked, as he sat down. “In all the excitement, walking over, and with all the cheers, I might have farted slightly.”

To Dornan, Capaldi said: “I’m used to seeing you in Fifty Shades of Grey. So it’s weird seeing you here, without, like, a whip in your hand.”

After a pause, he then added: “And me without my cock in mine.”"

If you have access to the video watch it Lewis is such a straight uncomplicated guy his delivery is perfect.

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You better keep running boy!

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:joy: Karma

Nice man bag

USA police could learn a thing or 2 from that. No need to shoot dead a man weilding a knife! :rofl:

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And the somewhat intelligent chants of citeh, citeh…how enlightening…

City fans really showed them.

2 despicable clubs, hope they laid eachother out on the streets of Ashton Road.

Haha, saw loads of these type walking away from the ground at half time yesterday. :joy::nerd_face: