Funniest shit I have seen in ages. Watch the entire clip please. It is worth it, believe me.
Policeman on a horse says to little girl on a bike “did santa get you that?” Yes " replies the little girl. Policeman then says “well tell santa to put a reflector on it next year” and fined her $5.
The little girl looked up at the policeman and said “nice horse you’ve got there - did santa bring you that?” The policeman chuckles and replies “he sure did!” Well," said the little girl "next year tell santa the fucking dick goes under the horse and not on top of it!!
I saw a comment that said…
She has been Rogered more times than her police radio… 
Why, who did they bury there?
Oh! chicken bones on the moon!