For some time many of us have wondered who is ‘Jack Shit’.?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says “You Don’t Know Jack Shit”
Well thanks to my efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit, who married O’Shit, the owners of Knee Deep in Shit.
In turn Jack Shit married ‘No Shit’…
The couple had six children - Holy Shit, Givva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit & Dip Shit.
Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a school dropout…
After 15yrs, Jack Shit and No Shit got divorced and she re-married Ted Sherlock, thus becoming No Shit Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Shit Happens. Bull Shit travelled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Shit…
So tell me now, you don’t know Jack Shit.!
