The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, “So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger” …
“In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days.”
“Before I kill you, I grant you three requests”
"What is your FIRST request ???’
The Lone Ranger responds, “I’d like to speak to my horse.”
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver’s ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger’s tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he’s impressed. “You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days.”
“What is your SECOND request ???”
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse’s ear.
As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief’s surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. “You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.”
“What is your LAST request ???”
The Lone Ranger responds, “I’d like to speak to my horse, this time alone in my tent.”
The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger’s tent.
Once they’re alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, Listen Very Carefully and FOR… THE… LAST… TIME…
I SAID …“BRING POSSE!!!”
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I think this should cheer us up, at least we are not this bad …
Then again we don’t get into those situations often and some of the action looks uncannily like Bajcetic against RM last night.
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The Echo is a nightmare… Besides they only ever report on crime
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That was quite impressive, though - literally covered the whole of their clickbait story in crap - which doesn’t even load properly.
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The inventor of autocorrect just died. His funnel is tomato. His funfair is next monkey
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I’m in tears over here! 
Pushing my trolley around Tesco this morning…
there was this Drop Dead Gorgeous woman walking towards me…
I said… Wow! you are Gorgeous…
and she said… Drop Dead
:0)
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Why is it when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs their belly and says congratulations.
But noone ever rubs a man’s balls and say well done?
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