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@RedOpium that just gave me a heart attack hope your pleased with yourself. :rofl:

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Hear about the man who invented the self lubricating pussy?
He gave it to his wife for her birthday. She unwrapped it and disgustedly she slammed it on the kitchen table!
what am I meant to do with that? She said…
Teach it to cook and fuck off…He replied.

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Chacha-Tharoor-ka-dimag-dictionary-se-bhi-tez-chalta-hai

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu-jyoBGsUU

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Don’t know why, but that video felt like Jar Jar Bing x 10 (the thought just made me shuddered). :crazy_face:

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I can see it.

So wrong. I struggled with the Ewoks.

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Scientists have discovered that women who put on weight during lockdown live longer than men who mention it!

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I don’t see what lock down has to do with it?

Men unable to run away??

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Next week I’m going to dress up as different types of bread.

Roll on Monday.

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I went to the fertlity clinic today to donate and the receptionist asked if I would masturbate in the cup…
“I’m good, but I’m not sure I’m ready for competition!!” I replied!!

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Very funny , had a right good chuckle. :rofl:

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