Oh dear, the usual suspects of this forum will give you a mark for this one @RedOpium 
Its the joke thread 
They will not see it as so … 
Sod it, I’m going to be a smidge sexist too then. True story, the end of our driveway fans out and you could probably fit three buses, side by side. Or at least 2.5.
Mrs ROTW was reversing out of the driveway, no other vehicles in sight, and went off course on a random trajectory. She knocked over the mailbox next to the driveway 
I’m crap at DIY so I have my own issues, but we had to pay someone to come and reset the post and fix the mailbox on top again.
Why didn’t you just put the mail box on the bonnet?
Yet true to life at the same time
As the great and wise Juan Sanchez-Villalobos Ramirez once said “I never eat anything I can’t identify. That’s not entirely true of course”
