The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

I’m actually going to do this. She’s going to fucking kill me.

Brilliant.

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Don’t worry Klopptimist, she won’t understand what your garbling after the 1st gest. :rofl:

Wouldn’t the first one be cofefe?

You don’t know how the covalent bonds work?!

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In the 1970s my father had a Mk II Ford Cortina. It was stolen one day from the pierhead. He reported it to the police and they located it in Halewood. He went down to collect it but it had gone again.

When he got back to the dock board building it was parked up in the car park. There was a envelope inside with a £5 note to cover petrol and an apology about taking the wrong car.

Apparently, all thst type of Cortina had the same key.

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Heard a twist on that once. A couple had a very nice car. One night it was robbed. It was returned a few days later (fixed) with a note saying the guy’s wife had gone into labour walking past. He was desperate so nicked it to take her. In the envelope was a pair of tickets to see a show by way of an apology. They went to the show. Guess what happened to the commensurate very nice house.

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It is all blurred, what does it say?

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The words are so clear to me, in fact I am seeing it in 3D

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