The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

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Is that the famed French swimmer Ana Bolok?

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Hotels becoming very creative for their guests :0)


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Nice. Just not sure that guests will want to use the towels touching the loo.

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Straight to housekeeping

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Cliff was spot on with his advice to Norm

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Two guys finish a round of golf and head into the clubhouse, and go over to the bar for a couple of drinks.
Mobile rings, and as the guy answers, a woman’s voice says… “Darling, how was your golf…?”
He says…
“Yeah it was great”
She says…
“Darling, you know that new Mercedes Sports Car I like, there is one just come into the showroom”
He says…
" Oh alright, go and get it, you deserve it, go on, go and get it"
She says…
“Thank you Darling, bye”
He says…
“Bye”
Turns away from the bar, holds his arm up and says…
“Whose is this phone”
:0)

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This is genuinely one of the best jokes I’ve heard in my life!

Journey - Lovin’ Touchin’ Squeezin’

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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
Wiped his arse

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