The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

RedOpium · 20 2023 07:10

koptician · 20 2023 07:35

Retro_Helix · 20 2023 08:10

aussielad · 20 2023 09:09

Is that the famed French swimmer Ana Bolok?

Retro_Helix · 20 2023 09:46

RedOpium · 20 2023 18:07

sandsoftime · 21 2023 10:26

Hotels becoming very creative for their guests :0)

PaulRoJo · 21 2023 11:28

Nice. Just not sure that guests will want to use the towels touching the loo.

koptician · 21 2023 11:29

Straight to housekeeping

Retro_Helix · 21 2023 13:31

aussielad · 21 2023 14:52

Cliff was spot on with his advice to Norm

RedOpium · 21 2023 19:14

RedOpium · 21 2023 20:14

sandsoftime · 21 2023 21:00

Two guys finish a round of golf and head into the clubhouse, and go over to the bar for a couple of drinks.
Mobile rings, and as the guy answers, a woman’s voice says… “Darling, how was your golf…?”
He says…
“Yeah it was great”
She says…
“Darling, you know that new Mercedes Sports Car I like, there is one just come into the showroom”
He says…
" Oh alright, go and get it, you deserve it, go on, go and get it"
She says…
“Thank you Darling, bye”
He says…
“Bye”
Turns away from the bar, holds his arm up and says…
“Whose is this phone”
:0)

Nikola · 21 2023 21:03

This is genuinely one of the best jokes I’ve heard in my life!

Semmy · 21 2023 21:17

Journey - Lovin’ Touchin’ Squeezin’

koptician · 22 2023 11:07

aussielad · 22 2023 13:41

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
Wiped his arse

RedOpium · 22 2023 19:29

Retro_Helix · 24 2023 07:46