How the fuck do you stand up after that?
With crutches
He isn’t though, he’s actually ambulant. Stunning. But if ever the lesson was needed, wear leathers.
16 sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
So true. My neighbour is desperate to put weed killer on our divide as she hates the weeds. I have 60 year old roses planted in the centre, bog off with your sprayer!!!
I was working on the Batman side without considering the sodium. Ah……
Compromise! Keep the roses, and pull the weeds.
I’m sure their objection is not to the roses…
We do compromise, put your rubber gloves on love and pull!
Granted that’s not the only part of my life where I use that phrase.
Maybe time you got new ones?
Ones that weeds don’t grow near. 
Would be less work if you could mulch the entire strip after weeding…
Q. How do you make a pistachio nut?
A. Wank it off
