The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

I don’t use instagram so don’t know how to make this preview normally :man_shrugging:t2: But I found it amusing.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cr4TyzQIx7X/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

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Little ‘pain in the arse’ kid says to his mum…
“I want to be fired into space”…
His mum says…
“If your Dad had listened to me, you would have been”…
:0)

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If true, this might be in response to the woman in an adoring crowd who recently asked the pope to bless her baby. Upon agreeing, she then handed the pope a wrapped around shawl with a little bundle of joy inside. Only when it was unravelled, it didn’t contain a baby as such, but a little Chihuahua… :0)
The report said the pope more or less hit the roof with anger, and threw the bundle back at the woman…

That’s even funnier!

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https://twitter.com/PurelyFootball/status/1657831052423880713?t=I94KTdUtK-9F5h5dBHrV4g&s=19

hot paul pogba GIF by adidas

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https://twitter.com/Figensport/status/1657820320777097216

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Interviewer: The starting salary is £40k and later it can go up to £80k

Me: Ok, I’ll start later then.

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