That turd was bigger than me! No chance it was mine!
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Think of everything these days eh…
Hope @Wilkored08 catches the information on this post… might come in useful for her 
Might need to monitor for the name change now it is out in the open to Wilkored - 8pounder :0)
I mean the second one from the NOT list is almost the same as the accepted way to say it.
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Can u imagine it getting in the knife drawer by mistake…butter knife or what!!!
Looks like a sculptors chisel… Maybe the idea is you can etch somebody’s face into it :0)
Butt back to the 'thing from the deep '…I feel sorry for the toilet cleaner…
The original poop knife story…
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How are women like bugers?
They’re hot, they’re juicey, and the dribble down your chin when you eat them
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Absolutely fucking wild that post, it remains the best thing ever posted to that website.
If Olive Oil comes from olives and Peanut Oil comes from peanuts, where does Baby Oil come from?
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Johnsons
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The supermarket 
Right up there with Ronnie Pickering.
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