The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards




The client didn’t have Anty-Virus installed…

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I totally misread that.

I shan’t post what I thought you said. :pensive:

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Jimmy Fallon Of Course GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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I don’t see the joke.

I mean, I’m sure it’s down there somewhere under the photo, I just literally don’t see it…

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I recently joined a nudest colony.

The first few days were the hardest

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They said I wasn’t putting in enough shifts

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https://twitter.com/nocontexthumans/status/1675095027083538434?s=61&t=CHnRQ3uRWoyAgq-tzUnftA

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I went to the doctor the other day with a cricket ball stuck up my arse.

“How’s that?” he asked.

I said “Don’t you fucking start!”

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1688210916787

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Was this on the other side of the road?

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What about the poor sod having to live in the cottage opposite the sign :0)

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Huh? Is there a joke that I’m missing? :thinking:

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If you are ever there, I heartily recommend the local microbrewery.. You do have to be somewhat careful where you wear the t-shirt