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As i was told many years ago, it’s because of the worms they pick up.
https://twitter.com/Sputnik_Not/status/1678494362286665728
https://twitter.com/Maks_NAFO_FELLA/status/1678504657797120000
My heart is filled with glee and joy tonight. I actually feel something akin to true Schadenfreude.
It’s a grim and cloudy rain day in Kreml tonight. Vodka bottles are emphtied, people argue, some sit in deep thought while others prepare passive agressive retorts for domestic consumption.
A good day.
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Sex before marriage is a sin, unless you do it doggy style as all dogs go to heaven.
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted: “'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I am”. The man below replied “You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude”.
“You must be a technician.” said the balloonist. “I am” replied the man “how did you know?” “Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you have told me is probably technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you have delayed my trip with your talk.”
The man below responded, “You must be in management”. “I am” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?” “Well,” said the man "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my fucking fault!
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4 posts were merged into an existing topic: Russian War Crimes (Part 2)
The Guardian helping us all to understand Greek mythology better.
https://twitter.com/NicholasPegg/status/1678776866487021569?s=20
Thats me 
It getting so worse that I’m even giving comments on cricket and woman’s … sports 
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