Football officials in this country.
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That comes under ‘Beyond jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards’ 
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Umm, is that even allowed on a football pitch?
Reminds of the Euro 96 match between Nerherlands and England. Netherlands had a late attck or a free kick in the second half and the commentary ran (albeit with a large gap between the lines)
“De Kock is up for this one”
“Seaman’s come out”
It is almost as good as the classic cricketing commentry “The bowlers Holding the batsman’s Willey”
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“Julian Dicks is everywhere…it’s like there are 11 Dicks on the field!”
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Oh God, Julian Dicks - a classic case of nominative determinism.
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Also Rod Fanni
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In fairness, Robbie Fowler is a rather unfortunate name for a footballer.
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Nothing beats the
‘There’s no cover or extra-cover, only a deep gully between two fine legs’
Sledging:
McGrath: How does is feel like to suck Lara’s dick?
Sarwan: I don’t know, ask your wife
Really? I think she’s pretty hot stuff!
Each to their own. 
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What face …
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Boys, boys, boys…I suppose no one could have predicted it…
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Yeah face looks a bit like Warne
I’m looking for a good time
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One of those weird pop songs from the 80’s…