The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

This is how people in Germany view whippets:

i dont get it?

why is that even remotely funny… i mean, i dont find alot of things in here funny, but at least i can understand the joke intended…

this is just baffling.

Racing dogs and sight-hounds are quite rare in Germany. When people see my dog they seem to thing that it is some sort of animated skeleton. It amused me, anyway.

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I think you really need this context to get it lol

image

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That reminds me of Alan Coren’s description of the Netherlands, “Strictly speaking, the land does not exist; it is merely dehydrated sea.”

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I discovered something about wizards the other day, they don’t fart.

They cast smells

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Yeah, no thanks…I’m full

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Homer Stumpson… Now that you mention it, maybe, or maybe not :0)

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