The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

Damn, I always thought it was older than me :frowning_face:

Can never get tired of the old ones :0)

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Getting England into the Euros has taken its toll on Southgate eh :0)

Get your coat not up to exacting standard! :cry:

Err! Gandalf smashes the shit out of him, is that what happens next your ‘friend’ smashes the shit out of you. Over a charger? :see_no_evil:

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To me he also looks like Albert Finney…

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Doesn’t even look like a real haggis.
It’s commonly known that haggis have shorter legs on one side than the other.
This is to enable them to efficiently run around hills.
They are caught by chasing them the opposite way around the hill, when they then fall over.

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I suspect there are a lot of people who would prefer that description other than mashed up sheep lungs!

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https://twitter.com/SabjiHunter/status/1727026213573783883

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