The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

I don’t even fucking know what I am reading here, but this guy has a doctorate in International Relations and often reports on wars. He does not have a doctorate on missiles and rocketry you can tell.
https://twitter.com/SamRamani2/status/1744037987258683776

I think his post is a good example of “you should not tweet about or report news you don’t understand and pretend you do”. Being a gentle soul, I do think his brain temporarily exploded and that he did not think through what he wrote. I mean, he can’t possibly believe that a ballistic missile TEL, a tracked vehicle usually, needs to be in motion for the missile to gain momentum, because please god, I hope he is not that stupid.

Wrong thread?

I mean, it’s not the least-funny thing I’ve ever read here…

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I may be a bit strange, but it is beyond hilarious to me. I spit out coffee when I read the tweet and started laughing all by my lonesome. Imo, more funny than 99% of what is posted here :stuck_out_tongue:

I mean, it is probably the worst I have read on twitter ever in terms of someone wanting to come across as knowledgable but then posting something that is so beyond galactically stupid to the point where comments under his tweet is genuinly asking him if he is okay.

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Ah yes, I’m familiar with this theory. Problem is it’s only applicable for one specific woman on one single occassion. We actually need to wait for the development of quantum mathematics to help this be applicable across the female multiverse.

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https://twitter.com/i/status/1746812000418898391

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Hope I don’t get banned for that one.