Bloody hell
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful companion.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?”
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
“It tells me that someone has stolen our tent.”
Sadly not. With the injuries he’s suffered from the accident the other day, his other injuries and surgeries and his age it is unlikely that we will see him on Tour again.
This thread has been a breath of fresh air to keep everyone’s spirits high…especially with the kind of season we are having !!
Cheers to all the posters 
The cat
Nearly came to that a year ago.