A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
‘What was that for?’ the man asked.
The wife replied: ‘That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket’.
The man then said: ‘When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.’
The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness, the man asked why she had hit him again.
Wife replied: ‘Your horse called on the house phone…’
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Ramadan jokes
https://x.com/Nizbit23/status/1771252274074947936?s=20
This is how most of us feel.
https://x.com/ExMuslimBlogger/status/1649334619966443520?s=20
This is how we feel on 29th Ramadan.
I thought the moon sighting comedy only happens in our part 
It happens in the UK too.
One Ramadan, it was delcared on 29th Ramadan, Eid was declared the next day (it was Monday), however my relatives residing Glasgow, we’re not doing Eid, we are doing it the Tuesday. Then, our Croydon lot said we’re doing on Tuesday. Half the Ealing lot were doing it Monday, other half on Tuesday.
It is so difficult to prepare, with last minute notice.
Much better than a jack.
