https://twitter.com/CrisV7777/status/1760324509045809184
https://twitter.com/CrisV7777/status/1785397181920264334
@Arminius and @Semmy , don’t you have mental health care in Canda and are clearly psycothic people allowed to drive ? In Norway, the doctor will temporarily take away your driving license until you are better, if a very serious case and thought a danger, police will have to get involved too. Isn’t it the same in Canada ?
Can we get back to jokes about bums and fannies and gifs of people falling over in an amusing fashion, please?
Erik ten Hag walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?”
Cashier:“It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?”
Ten Hag:"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am Erik ten Hag, Manager of Manchester United”.
Cashier: “Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID.”
Ten Hag: “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.”
Cashier: “I am sorry, Mr Hag but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.”
Ten Hag: “Please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque.”
Cashier: “Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque.”
“Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?”
Erik stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, “Honestly, my mind is a total blank…there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can’t think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don’t have a clue.”
Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes , Mr Ten Hag?”
posted in wrong thread?
No, I absolutely did not. It was very funny to me ay least. When I read his post about nuking Britain and inshallah and then saw the other post where he drives around ranting about jesus and God, I found it absolutely hysterical. At least the context was incredibly amusing to me at least.
Not sure if what I consider amusing is appreciated here, but trying with this one, since it’s at least quite different and funny to me:
https://twitter.com/irgarner/status/1788207182435025289
That reminds me of something that happened years ago. We were visiting my uncle in Liverpool and he gave me some pocket money to take home for the kids. I said in passing that it would save me having to go to the cash machine because I was going to the pub later and only had Scottish banknotes on me.
This later was reported as, “Dad spent our pocket money on beer.”
Q. What does Harry Potter and Kermit The Frog have in common?
A. Hogwarts
What happened to the cross-eyed circumcisor?
He got the sack.
