The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

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https://x.com/footyhumour/status/1794399434245026172?s=46&t=o3XUPKxiqJH7KZYdWMCtqg

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https://x.com/philhowarth/status/1794592997172269203?s=46&t=o3XUPKxiqJH7KZYdWMCtqg

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I haven’t laughed this hard for a long time

https://x.com/interneth0f/status/1794798166702735865?s=46&t=o3XUPKxiqJH7KZYdWMCtqg

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I gave my wife an orgasm last night. She was so ungrateful she spat it out

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https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1795889034176377035?s=46

Didn’t know where to put this, but will make laughter.

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https://x.com/TheFigen_/status/1795874118459428969

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https://twitter.com/Alphafox78/status/1795431829203472699?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1795431829203472699|twgr^07bba78b06d1d85f0e02ae5900265d8c9b12ee9f|twcon^s1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fmybroadband.co.za%2Fforum%2Fthreads%2Fwtf-things-part-2.1286369%2Fpage-25

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https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1795889034176377035?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1795889034176377035|twgr^87f6c92eaa6a936088bdbc0983ad5c2d3dfdb865|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fmybroadband.co.za%2Fforum%2Fthreads%2Fwtf-things-part-2.1286369%2Fpage-26

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One for @Klopptimist:

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The average horse weighs 1000lbs and has a 20 inch D. That’s a ratio of 50lbs to 1 inch.

So an average man weighing 200lbs only needs a 4 inch D to be hung like a horse.

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I write a lot of my jokes down on my Iphone.

But the autocorrect always fucks up the lunch line

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