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I haven’t laughed this hard for a long time
https://x.com/interneth0f/status/1794798166702735865?s=46&t=o3XUPKxiqJH7KZYdWMCtqg
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I gave my wife an orgasm last night. She was so ungrateful she spat it out
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https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1795889034176377035?s=46
Didn’t know where to put this, but will make laughter.
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One for @Klopptimist:
The average horse weighs 1000lbs and has a 20 inch D. That’s a ratio of 50lbs to 1 inch.
So an average man weighing 200lbs only needs a 4 inch D to be hung like a horse.
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I write a lot of my jokes down on my Iphone.
But the autocorrect always fucks up the lunch line
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