You’re doing this on purpose now, aren’t you?
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@aussielad needs to up his game to defend his title 
Edit see he’s already doing so.
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Anyone else think this is a nice summation of United’s manager recruitment process?
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Apparently it was forty years ago today that the first mobile phone call was made in the UK. That probably means that forty years ago tomorrow the first person in the UK received a call to say “Have you had an accident that wasn’t your fault!!??”
(Credit to George Sephton over on Facebook)
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Deploys crap acting to nick your chips.
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Not to mention bullshit made up “martial arts” moves
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Utter nonsense.
He never played with Robbie.
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There’s another famous Gazza Enland anecdote from around that time. I forget exactly who tells it, another member of Hoddle’s England squad, back when he forced them to go speak to his personal faith healer Eileen Drewery.
This footballer (it may even have been Robbie, thinking about it now lol) says he went in, didn’t take it at all seriously, and a visibly annoyed Drewery told him that he had a demon living inside him. He went back into the dressing room, boasting about what she’d told him.
Gazza pipes up: “That’s nothing, lad, she told me I’ve got five!”
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