That is me of my pet peeves. How can any respectable motorist get their rims scratched up like that! Lots of guys do it too, nothing female specific
It happens to those that have transformable vehicles. On the road it’s a juggernaut until it comes time to park when it transforms into a corgi car. Everyone else sees a Renault Clio.
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Why is it always magenta?
And what even the fuck is magenta anyway?
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Fuchsia?
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Just love his look in the bottom picture. 
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Well she’s certainly not giving him a blow job by the look on his face 
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Reminds me of the time we went deep sea fishing for tope and someone asked if they have big teeth. The skipper, who had barely spoken a word all day, popped his head out of the cabin and said ‘well ye wouldn’t want it to give ye a blow job son’
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I caught a Tope out on the Hoyle Bank. I was expecting Mackerel. I sh17 myself. 
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Q. What is the best thing about redneck prostitutes?
A. The family discounts
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