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Why is it always magenta?
And what even the fuck is magenta anyway?
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Fuchsia?
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Just love his look in the bottom picture. 
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Well she’s certainly not giving him a blow job by the look on his face 
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Reminds me of the time we went deep sea fishing for tope and someone asked if they have big teeth. The skipper, who had barely spoken a word all day, popped his head out of the cabin and said ‘well ye wouldn’t want it to give ye a blow job son’
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I caught a Tope out on the Hoyle Bank. I was expecting Mackerel. I sh17 myself. 
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Q. What is the best thing about redneck prostitutes?
A. The family discounts
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Q. Why don’t prostitutes in Alabama offer reverse cowgirl?
A. Because you never turn your back on family
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