The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

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Is this even remotely funny?

In Asda yesterday, about to pay for my shopping, and the cashier said “Strip down, facing me”

By the time it dawned on me she was talking about my debit card, security had me half way out the door

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I said to my mate “One of the Cheers cast members passed away, George Wendt”

He goes “Where did he go?”

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Not sure if this is the correct thread… here goes :0)

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Probably truer than we think :rofl:

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:0)

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@cynicaloldgit , did you put this sign up?

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