I’m sorry, I have to ask. What??
Exactly!
I guess it is supposed to resemble the letter ‘K’.. 
That, but also the bird diving into the guys crotch area. I was thinking they were implying that the bird was a Woodpecker
Isn’t it a peecock?
Feck me. Humour has changed !
I’m gonna say it. When Optimus Prine transforms, his main cab section is pretty much unchanged, stays in the middle of his chest. So if he had a passenger they’d be fine
A soldier returns home to his wife after a year-long deployment overseas.
He wants to show her how he managed to go a year without having sex with anybody else. “So how did you do it?” she asks.
"I trained my dick to respond to drill commands like so. "He undoes his belt and drops his trousers. “Dick, ten-HUT!”
His penis springs straight up, erect and raring to go. “Dick, at ease!” His penis soon becomes flaccid. “Now you try!”
His wife tries it—“Dick, ten-HUT!”, and his penis springs to life again.
“Dick, at ease!” The soldier’s penis relaxes and softens. "Oh, we need to show the neighbors!!! "The wife leaves and comes back with their neighbor, an attractive 20-something woman. His wife encourages her to try telling the soldier’s penis to come to attention and stand at ease.
“Dick, attention!” the neighbor commands. The soldier’s penis, as expected, hardens.
“Dick, at ease!” But his penis does not go down. “Dick, at ease!”
The soldier looks down at his penis, still erect. “Dick, at ease!”
But the military man’s member refuses to go down, so he runs away into the bathroom. His wife follows him and sees him furiously masturbating.
“Honey, what are you doing?” she asks with a hint of worry in her voice.
The soldier replies, “He’s not following my orders so I’m giving him a dishonorable discharge!”