The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

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One for all the deplorables.

Speaking of which

On another note, Trump says he is 6ft 3 and it is a known fact he wears lifts in his shoes. Reece James is 5ft 11.

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Cruel this… :0)

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You missed out the tail you idiot. Of course you only deserve an F

:winking_face_with_tongue:

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You missed the tail :blush:

Damn you @aussielad :rofl:

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Even more cruel this one… :0)

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“What’s your name, boy?” Cop asked the young man.

“P-p-p-pet-pet-Peter, Sir” He replied.
“Do you have a stutter?” Asked the Cop kindly.

He answered “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who filled out my Birth Certificate was an asshole.”

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Spotted at Coldplay last night…

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