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Called the doctors this morning and told them l’d had the shits for over a week.
She said, “Another 5 to go and they will be back at school.”
And put the phone down on me!*
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Saw this ad on Facebook and my first thought was
“Well YEAH…that’s a bullet and if you blow your brains out you don’t have to worry about earwax, or anything else any more for that matter!!”
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Didn’t realise Toro had a mo. 
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American edukashun at its best y’all
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What’s a globe?
Can’t you buy such things anymore?
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I was ten when I heard that joke first…and it was as one dimensional Paddy bashing and drinking Oirish then as it is now…
Anyway…Irish man is drinking Canada Dry. Offers some to an Aussie bloke..
“Nah Cobber, don’t have time. Going to fuck a sheep”
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