The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

[Retro_Helix]

[aussielad]

[koptician]

[sandsoftime]

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“Here’s a picture of me with REM. That’s me in the corner.” – Milton Jones

[koptician]

[koptician]

[Magnus]

Yeah, I know. It’s stupid. But it’s probably not the worst joke in this thread…

[wyld.at.hrt]

@Magnus

Yeah, I know. It’s stupid. But it’s probably not the worst joke in this thread…

You’re not wrong in that, my friend.

[Flobs]

One of the better ones for quite some time Magnus. Well done!

[dalglish]

Having seen that my wife just spent 5000 euro at YSL, I disagree. Absolutely the worst joke Magnus, the worst!

[sandsoftime]

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Called the doctors this morning and told them l’d had the shits for over a week.
She said, “Another 5 to go and they will be back at school.”
And put the phone down on me!*

[koptician]

[koptician]

Also works for Cyprus and Russia

[koptician]

[Retro_Helix]

[sandsoftime]

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[sandsoftime]

How not to unload a truck - guy flies through the air

[aussielad]

[koptician]

Saw this ad on Facebook and my first thought was

“Well YEAH…that’s a bullet and if you blow your brains out you don’t have to worry about earwax, or anything else any more for that matter!!”

[koptician]

Sharp as a marble, he is!