The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

9 Likes

I laughed… But then I considered, isn’t a bald win the same as a hair loss?

Maybe two opposites cancel each other out logically?

Same way -1x1 = 1x-1?

Anyway, theory aside, practically I’m certain my hair is lost because the bald is winning.

2 Likes

They all equal… -1

You sound so positive about that

2 Likes

6 Likes

7 Likes

Eat all that you can

6 Likes

A No 69 please

Oh dear…I knew that advert would lower the tone.:blush::blush::blush:

1 Like

10 Likes

Skrtel with hair! Just can’t get used to that! :rofl:

5 Likes
2 Likes

3 Likes

Watched the highlights including that Costa ‘challenge’ and didn’t even realise it was Martin. Quite funny. Shame the game was against those Chelski cunts and consisted of so many underwhelming former players for us but still fun to see and Yossi and Ryan both still look like footballers.

1 Like

5 Likes
3 Likes

4 Likes

What a thoroughly lovely bloke!

2 Likes

3 Likes

4 Likes