The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

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A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up to Scotland with my boss & several of his Friends.

We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" " Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, “Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Trout , . But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to?”

The wife replied, "I did,
they were in your fishing box…":speak_no_evil::speak_no_evil:

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So, this just happened :joy:

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