The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

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@koptician

Elves are pissed off at Santa so are getting the bull to attack him and he’s wearing red which supposedly sets bulls in a rage (proven to be false as bulls are colour blind but that’s beside the point

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Earth | Nature | Ocean on Instagram: "Elephants are the world’s largest land...

[Basankayis]

@aussielad

Earth | Nature | Ocean on Instagram: "Elephants are the world’s largest land animals, known for their remarkable intelligence, complex social structures, and unique physical characteristics. There are three distinct species: the African savanna elephant, the African forest elephant, and the Asian elephant. Beyond their massive size, elephants are most recognizable by their long trunks, which are highly versatile appendages used for breathing, smelling, drinking, and grasping objects with incredible precision. Their large ears help regulate body temperature, while their tusks-which are actually elongated incisor teeth-serve as tools for digging and defense. These “gentle giants” are highly emotional and social creatures, living in tight-knit matriarchal groups led by the oldest and most experienced female. They exhibit behaviors that suggest deep empathy and self-awareness, such as mourning their dead and recognizing themselves in mirrors. As “ecosystem engineers, ,” elephants play a vital role in their environments by creating clearings in forests . . . #trendingreels #mindblowing #nature #elephant #ai"

“unique physical characteristics”

Yeah, reckon so.

Thought my farts were bad…

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Memes & Movies on Instagram: "Deputy Droopy (1955): In a town where chaos...

[aussielad]

tomorrow dot ai on Instagram: "I’m wheezing. For the first time in history,...

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[Basankayis]

Thinking of the Stones

[RedWhippet]

Ot amuses me when I see kids with T-shirts for the Ramones, Nirvana, Motörhead etc.

I’m old enough to have seen them all play live, but also old enough for the T-shirt to be something of a fashion faux pas.

[Basankayis]

@RedWhippet

I’m old enough to have seen them all play live, but also old enough for the T-shirt to be something of a fashion faux pas.

Give it enough time and these things pass out of, and then back into, fashion.

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@Basankayis

Give it enough time and these things pass out of, and then back into, fashion.

I wish my body fat ratio would.