The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

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Could’ve been Root, not Tongue..

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Yo @Wilkored08 - No shooting the messenger now :0)

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My cooking!

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Anyone asking that question has obviously never travelled to India or Bali.

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Most airport toilets at one time or another… I once saw multiple logs leading to a cubical, was very much the antithesis of Hansel and Gretel premise as I very much did not want to find my way into that cubical… Weirdly I saw this at two airports (SFO and Blagnac), across the space of maybe 10 years, and still wonder whether it was the same individual…

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FFS. You see this is why I prefer to travel by sea.

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Yes vomit is so much more pleasant :grin:.

Anyway Madrid Airport put me off airports for ever I don’t know what people piss but the urinals were splattered brown stuff :face_vomiting:.

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