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Whole room full of them in computing museum near me. It’s awesome 
Plus every console up to 2000, working with gmaes you can play.
And a street fighter ii arcade machine.
Brilliant option for a rainy day 
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A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?”
“Are you nuts?!” she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block, and gets to the corner before she does.
“Would you let me bite your breasts for $1000?” he asks again.
“Listen, you! I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?!”
So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. “Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000?”
She thinks about it for a while, and says, “Hmmmmmm, $10,000, eh? Okay, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.”
So they go into the alley where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them, and starts caressing them, fondling them, slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed, and asks, “Well, are you gonna bite them or not?”
“Nah,” he replies. “ Costs too much.”
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For your information:
To stop ants entering your house, put a saucer of milk outside for the adult ants to drink. This effects ant reproduction. Hence the young are born without any toes, so they can’t climb into your cavity walls.
This effect is called lack toes in toddler ants.
Taxi… 
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The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
“We’re sorry, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,” said one trooper.
“Tell me! Did you find her?” Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, “We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?”
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, “Give me the bad news first.”
The trooper said, “I’m sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife’s body in Kachemak Bay.”
“Oh my God!” exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, “What’s the good news?”
The trooper continued, “When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five-pound king crabs and six good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch.”
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, “If that’s the good news, what’s the great news?”
The trooper said, “We’re going to pull her up again tomorrow.”
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