The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

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Serves the whiny little bitch right.

Not being able to sleep is your problem, don’t wake me up to complain about it.

All she had to say was…
“We need to talk about our relationship”
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“Cannot sleep” means ulterior motive (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). Backfired!

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That’s not fair, France has many more centrales than that! :crazy_face:

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If he’s talking about the meatballs in a certain Swedish furniture store, The the meatballs ARE that good. Mrs CDO and myself love them. :+1:t3: :nerd_face:

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He is indeed and you’re right, they are. Morrisons sell Swedish meatballs as well and they’re pretty tasty… https://groceries.morrisons.com/products/oresundschark-original-swedish-meatballs-536588011
The reviews are all either 5 stars, these are amazing (11) or 1 star, these are Satan’s testicles (6). Nothing in between :joy:

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They do indeed taste very good - though it was pointed out to me by a Swedish friend that the meat-to-balls ratio is very low. I am sure somebody has said a similar thing to me in the past.
Check the ingredients.

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I worked at Ikea back in the day whilst at College/Uni - I ate those fucking meatballs 3 times a week with fries and that sauce, for a lovely subsidised £1. They’re like crack, just keep going back even though you know they’re bad for you.

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For Star Trek TNG fans…

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