At least they weren’t grannies this time!
nothing ruins a good joke like shitty grammar. not sure how to roll play, are they at a craps table?
Bad spelling is just as bad. 
@SBYM???
a shitty punchline is just as bad…
holy fuck, I am dying right now. 
I’ll drop this before the rule get scrapped
Julius Caesar was addressing the crowd in the Coliseum. “Friends, Romans
and Countrymen, lend me your ears. Tomorrow I take our glorious army to conquer Northern Europe and I shall start with France. We shall kill many Gauls and return victorious.”The crowd are up on their feet “Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty
Caesar”Brutus turns to his mate and says " He doesn’t half talk some shite eh?
He couldn’t fight his way out of a wet parchment bag."Six months later, Caesar comes back having conquered France and
addresses the crowd in the Coliseum. “Friends, Romans and Countrymen, I
have returned from our campaign in France and as I promised, we killed
50,000 Gauls”.The crowd are up on their feet again. “Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail
mighty Caesar”. Brutus once again turns to his mate “I’m sick of his
bullsh*t,I’m off to France to check this out.”So Brutus sets of for France and three weeks later he comes back to
Rome.Caesar is addressing the public in the Coliseum again “Friends, Romans
and Countrymen, tomorrow we set off for Britain and we are going to
sort those b*stards out”The crowd are up on their feet. “Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail
mighty Caesar”Brutus jumps up and shouts “Caesar, you are a liar. You told us that
you had killed 50,000 Gauls in France but I’ve been there to check it out
you only killed 25,000 !!!”The crowd are stunned and all sit down in silence.
Caesar gets up and looks slowly round the Coliseum then across at
Brutus and says “Brutus, you are forgetting one thing . . . . .
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Away Gauls count double in Europe.”
Well Done Alex…
That is time wasted I will never ever get back in my life…! 
