I saw my midget neighbour at a bus stop
“Jump in, I’ll give you a lift home” I said.
“Bugger off” he shouted back.
“What an ungrateful little man” I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Think I’ll pass on that
Q. What comes after 69?
A. Mouthwash
Thank you for raising awareness. I’ve fallen for similar scams six times just in the last week.
I don’t get it the Cheltenham joke. someone, please?
is it a betting on horse race thing?
Yes, the second half of each sentence is a common expression used in horseracing (replace the first parts with the name of a racehorse and it might make more sense?). The joke has replaced the horses names with a play on words on the second half of the sentence.
