The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

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During a gay wedding the vicar could not find the right words for pronouncing the couple… Husband and wife did not sound right for 2 men so after a lot of thought he said " I hereby pronounce you Man United "

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Maybe it means only Chelsea fans can cross?

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If that’s for Chelsea, I dread to think what signal appears to inform Man Utd fans that they can cross.

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I’ll take 2 please :rofl:

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Q. What does a robot do after sex?

A. He nuts & bolts

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Frank Pembleton made a similar joke on Homicide: Life on the Street! Unlike your instance, he didn’t mean to be funny in that particular scene, quite the opposite (Andre Braugher’s delivery was majestic).

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What a great show that was! Great acting all round but Andre Braugher definitely stood out for me.

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