Those jammy fuckers down the M62

That bench…

FU. KING. LOL.

They’ve only gone and brought 3 'keepers and one defensive sub in Jonny bastard Evans.

You’re telling me they don’t have a reserve defender or two to sit on’t bench? Ten Hag deserves everything that’s coming to him. Bald fraud.

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You do not understand the United way. Here we value youth development and give kids a shot. This is not by any means a mark of squad mismanagement. This is our DNA.

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Best keeper lol

Onana’s a joke

Lol. I have saying for months as I don’t understand one bit why they had to replace DeGea. He is still world class. Comedy club.

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You can tell their heads have gone already, they’re going to get smashed now

Problem with De Gea was he was a bit error prone but fuck me this guys awful.

Laughably we had been hearing he was better than Alisson.

And there’s the second. Bruno will be asking to be subbed soon.

Waiting for “It’s 2, I can’t believe it’s 2!”

Mark Goldbridge, you wanted this keeper SO MUCH. You made your bed.

And here we go!!!

Goldbridge on fire. Well done him.

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This is going worse than a Rishi Sunak speech.

But… but… he’s really good at passing for a gk… lol

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This Hojlund chap is looking reasonable. Why hasn’t he degraded yet ?

He’s had like 1.5 games. He looks okay, but he’ll turn shit before too long. It’s the United Way.

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For them I mean :wink:

His positioning again was a bit poor on that second one.

To be fair to Goldbridge he always said Onana wasn’t a need was more pressing needs.

IIRC, you’re a goalie? Get your badges and all that.

Then get a job at Man U and bring them down from the inside.

Not that they’re doing that bad of a job themselves.

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They don’t need my help.

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Statistically he wasn’t bad its just when he dropped a clanger it was always a purler.