Behind a paywall but an excellent article.
FTR Iāll take a 1-0 win on Sunday
I am not enjoying the hubris going on here. Football has a nasty habit of biting you right on the fucking arse.
Letās do our crowing at 6pm on Sunday.
What hubris? Where has anyone said that weāre going to completely batter them on Sunday? Iāve seen mostly the opposite, people withholding judgement until after the match.
Youāre having a mare again, @Mascotā¦
Frankly if we donāt exceed the previous 7-0 scoreline Iām going to consider it a lossā¦
They probably just meant heād shagged his brotherās girlfriendā¦
If our 7th isnāt a look-away by Bobby, I will be writing a strongly worded email to the club first thing Monday morning.
This is so much worse than Moysey last year.
At least Gollum has a personality.
Any chance of that 
button I asked for ages ago?
This is the best part of Christmasā¦
Getting the train home half-cut catching up on todayās reasons Utd are fucking gash.
Thank fuck they didnāt say āshades of Scholesāā¦
Who knows if he even has a daughter with toes to suck!
Best thing is, youāre pretty much bang on. Itās the Caf predicting a proper rinsing.
Teams like Liverpool and Manchester City have professionalized the way their teams are run, investing big money in data departments and building a decision-making apparatus above their two superstar managers. United have, uh, not done that. They didnāt appoint their first director of football until after the COVID-19 pandemic, and all I get is laughter whenever I mention āanalyticsā and āManchester Unitedā together in the same sentence to anyone who works in European soccer.
A comfortable win.
Donāt want knock a rugby score up, as we are usually gash for the next game or two.
If weāre only gash for the 1 game iāll take it. Laughing at a 7-0 win against Utd, going out to West Ham then back to our best for Arsenal is a trade iād take in a heartbeat. I love smashing Utd a lot more than winning the Carabao cup 
Nah, always 2 wins regardless for me
I wish he hadnāt predicted we would win the europa cup
Nah, the best part of christmas is deciding whether to set up the deck chair in the sun or in the patio in the shade.
Thanks to dadās scottishness, even if I slip, slop, slap I still end up looking like a beetroot within 15 minutes in the sun 
Ideally on a hot day itās the gardenia courtyard for breakfast; air dry under the louvres on the pool terrace after a dip and evening beverage watching the sunset under the elm. Doesnāt often happen that way of courseā¦
