UEFA Champions League (Part 1)

Arsed.

Inter will smash these.

No they won’t, sadly

3 Likes

nothing courtois could do on that

1 Like

A triple orgasm in commentary box

1 Like

who geezed first??

Going to be a washout at this stage.

madrid have not crossed halfway line with the ball

fingers crossed that the goal woke Madrid up.

The officials have had their envelopes.

Cheating cunts were always going to win this.

Meh. Madrid overcame a bigger deficit against a better team in the last sixteen.

2 Likes

Was like that for the first 30 minutes last week. Madrid in the C/L is as much of a guarantee as Pep and Shitty choking in Europe

1 Like

Book the ugly cunt.

madrid lack runners in the middle

Time for some dark arts. Only chance Real have of winning this is if City have a player sent off

Wouldn’t surprise me if they were on PEDs. So much fitter and stronger than any other team

Play acting from Madrid as usual

need to slow it down…catch their breath

Our man is on the bench. :grinning:

Who’s this wanker commentating? Get him on the disliked pundit thread!