Just saying… Is it a jersey or a shirt :0)
It’s a shirt.
And it’s all “kit”, not bloody “uniform”!
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Equal opportunity objectification?
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Wasn’t it because Man Utd pulled out of the deal 
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Fuck he needs to speak to Goldbridge. His advertising of Pepsi is cringe. Goldbridge may be able to give him some pointers with his salesman lines for Wash n Go or whatever the fuck it is.
Still hasn’t scored yet.
#ShitSigning
I’m prepared to be patient Aussie. I’ll give him 45mins in our first PL game to score before writing him off. That said, even my patience is wearing thin at this point.
45mins?
Jeez, christ that is way to patient for me. I’d give him 45secs and I’ll be writing him off as a dud signing 
Something like this I hope…
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Klopp:
“It was massively impressive when he played in front of us,” Klopp told Liverpoolfc.com of the No.27, who will join up with his new teammates for the first time as they embark on a tour of Thailand and Singapore this weekend.
“When you prepare Benfica, you know up to the size of shoes – we know absolutely everything about an opponent, so we know exactly about the quality of Darwin.
“It was not clear if he would play because he came back from internationals, in the first game that was. It was clear that he was really good. But when you see it then live, it was really impressive.
“The power and the mix-up with technique, the desire, smart moves, the problems he caused us. We fell all in love in these two games. A very aggressive South American, it’s a good thing!
“It was really a joy to watch him and so when we realised we had a good chance to sign him, we were all-in and we’re really happy he’s here now.”
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Maybe something to have fun with…
A song for Darwin:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/13YMhIhamT2enACywkjBz-DmDymv1LBJs/view?usp=drivesdk
We got him from Benfica
So he’s used to play in red
You can not stop him scoring
We go wild, when we see this lad play
Then our temper gets higher
He’s from Artigas in Urugay
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Darwin Gabriel Núñez Ribeiro
Darwin’s on fire
Darwin’s on fire in every game
It’s his desire
To send us singin’ and dancin’ in the kop
Nana nanana, nana na na na nanana
Nana nanana, nana na na na nanana
[To the tune of Dancin in the Dark of Bruce Springsteen]
Welcome. Luckily for you, there is a tradition of not being rude about a first post, so, well done!
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tradition mustve started after my first post…
I’m sure there were ‘special circumstances’ in your case 